hmm.

No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

you know youre in alabama..

when. I mean, let this be taken lightly to the disaster that has occured.. but someone please find the humor in this statement with me. Thanks.

"People have looted a demolished Wrangler jeans plant, and authorities locked up drugs from a destroyed pharmacy in a bank vault, said Stanley Webb, chief agent in the county's drug task force."

nothing says red neck/white trash like a new pair of wranglers and some oxys.

oh no no

it aint me babe.

thursday funday

offshore and off work.

lol and then i looked at this..

and was ashamed of what i surfed.

great day

earthday did me well. gym. surf. work. tired.

but honey you cannot wrestle a dove..

like minded individuals

please apply.

ohh! and!!

one or two of the more important parts of the day.. I moonwalked for the first time today. Although not as smooth and well executed as it could have been.. it definitely got the point across.
and.
I also saw a google car! I honked and waved.. he smiled and waved back! He was a hipster dude with california plates, a laptop like a cop, and an iphone. I was headed to work while eating mcd's oatmeal!!

dr dog

came on today at work... i sang loud.
"I bought it in a can and stirred it with my fingers. Singin' boom da da" :-(

nice feed

go 2nd st!
not so nice subject.

olas

hope your sunburnt. I would be. :-)

primum non nocere

life is too short.

first

and only time ill document myself on the blog. it was the most fun ive had in a long time.

Today

1862 – American Civil War: Union forces defeated Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh in Hardin County, Tennessee.

Imagine what your life would have been... then?

april 5

national go without shoes day.

knut.. a 4 yo polar bear that died recently.

"The zoo’s original plan to stuff Knut for display is being vigorously opposed by his fans, who have organized a "Stop the Stuffing of Knut" protest scheduled for Saturday"

im in love with this.

miss erika davies- i love you i do. I'd embed but I cant find it anywhere.